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04 August 2008 @ 09:24 pm
shit mannn 3 months
muchio has happend..............my birthday for one which happend to be awesome cause my dad got me a paramore t-shirt and tbh i didn teven think he knew who paramore were cos he is like 40 or something
anywayyyy i promoted paramore in barbados cos i wore that t-shirt hell loads andd also the one i gto at their concert :)
so yeaa i made a barbados local listen to let the flames begin and hes a fan now apparently :)
carrying on........parents are going away again so MASEEEEVVV house party is in order again i shall have to start planning :)
iam gonna get J.D to get le alcohol
alsoo Midge is hilarious he really is ahhhhh i just had to say that hes the funniest guy since like FOREVERR
alsoo me and Lizzie had a RAVEE in Barbados. seriously. it was soo fun we hung round in the local bar with the locals and they were like 'beautifull girrlsss.....i build you palace and i put you in it :) ' then one was like 'come have a cold beer with me mon' and he was like 60 so we tried to run away and he chased us so i was like 'FAK OFFFF' and i sounded really funny.........ahh good times good times 
OHHH iam also a BEASTTTT AT DRIVING A JET SKI :) i put it on full speed... geezz the funness was just too awesome

soo happy and we just ate like 4 toxic wastes at once so my mouth feels like its on fire or something

i also cant believe its yr 11 next year :(.............. GCSE's................pfftt i hate exams :/
i ruled my english exam this year though seriously i was like 'HELLZZ YEAA BITCHZZ'
so yea 
anddd i cant wait to go to cambridge again this summer andd for my cousin to come next week
were going to alton towers theme parkk :)

ALSOOO thank you people for all my b-day presents cos it was on like last day of term and that and i dint get time to say thnx to everyone :(

andd ahahah mrs badger, mrs badger, mrs badger...............what can i say?? my year stood up in the final assembly in front of the WHOLE school and i'll have you know i was at the front of the year so everyyyonee could see me and when they called out mrs badgers name for retiering we all cheered, stomped and clapped and it was the most fun since rachaels mums 50th partayyy ;)
ahhh memories

anyhow iam have rambled quite enough for now
iam tiredd iam still jet lagged from barbie land :/

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29 April 2008 @ 09:39 pm
ahaha in tennis on tuesday
me and zahria were trying to hurdle the tennis nets
and i was like the only one who could do it
so i tried to do it again
and my back foot caught on the net
and i went flying forwards and like 'splat' on the tennis court floor
it was pretty amusing now i think about it  
but it was quite painful
and i look like i have been  beaten up now
cos i have so many bruises
oh and i can hardly move and am in alot of pain
but oh wellllllll
mrs fisher was like
'and that is why we dont encourage you to try and hurdle the tennis nets'
it was like really high aswell i must have been stupid to think i could be lucky twice
like amazzinggg
we went on this ride
and me jennie and nat were like pointing stuff out really loudly like 'WOW!!! LOOK AT THE COCO BEAN SKIING ITS WELL COOL' aand like 'OMG ITS GONNA TAKE A PICTURE, SMILE AT THE FISHING COCO BEAN!!' and we were just laughing the whole way then it took our picture at the end and it was well funny cos nat had this massive grin on her face, i looked like i was pointing out something amazing and looking stunned by it and jennie just looked confused
but yeaa we got to see chocolate being made :D
and lilly was like 'eurghhh it looks like shitt' and mrs vlastos and mrs woods were behind her and they were like 'LILLY PARR DO NOT SWEAR IN THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY'
it made me laugh
bye bye bye bye bye :)
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Current Music: just silence today people :D

Okay no one will  undertand that until youve read this
it was freakin HILARIOUS
ive got to say even though iam a bit worried for my cat but hay ho here we go (lol that rymes):

Right, my cat Biscuit, was fighting some other cat from down our road and the other random cat like ripped his collar off as they were fighting and then the other cat went under this car and biscuit started circling it and hissing at the cat. (ok this bit isnt exactly funny i know, but it gets funny)
so the other cat ran away and me and my sister tried to get biscuit cos i think he is hurt and he was like limping and had been bitten
and this was like happening down the whole of my road and neighbours were peering out their windows to watch the cat brawl.
So anyway, i saw Biscuit leap under this bush and was like shaking the bush to try and get him out and my sister was waiting at the other end for if he came out. So he did but my sister didnt manage to catch him, so i was like 'Here puss, puss, puss, here pussss' and he then ran and over this fence in to the garden next door to ours.
SOOOOO me and my sister ran back to our house and round the back and i climbed the fence to look over and see if i could spot him, and i saw him making his way over from the other side of the garden towards us and i was like 'yessss alex we've got him!!' and then he stopped in the bushes below me and  was like 'shitttttt' so my sister ran back inside to get some food and she was like waving his cat food about over the fence at him and i was like 'OH give it here!!!' cso she was doing a pretty bad job of it, and i was like 'crap what if the neighbours are watching this?', but they had thier curtains closed so i dont think they were.
so i put a load of food in his bowl and it was that like Whiskas wet and slimy crap which he seems to like so yeaa i was holding that hoping he would smell it and come over.....................WHENNNNNN............................I SLIPPED AND TOPPLED OVER THE FREAKIN FENCE, right in to next door neighbours flowers and bushes, in the dark, and i got absolutely covered in mud, cat food and leaves haha and its soooooo funny now i look back on it. But anyway my falling caused quite a kerfuffle haha and biscuit got away and the food went flying and in the dark i had to scrabble around and try and climb back over the fence. So i was nearly over and my sister thaught she would try and give me a helping hand, so she grabbed my hands and pulled me back over but i just went toppling head first in to the holly bush in our garden, sooo not only was i covered in mud, cat food and leaves from the neighbours garden i was now coved in holly leaves!
and with all that we never got biscuit
and hes still out there
and he may be hurt
so i just hope hes ok
but the fence thig was funny at least.
so yeaa i had to write that it was just too amusing to keep to myself
OOHHHH and i have my drama festival on saturday in front of the judges :/// iam soo nervous but i think it will be ok :)
toodle pip ( as mr sparrow said as my geography class was leaving today)

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